Patient: mach "where is the quickest way to the comfort room to relieve yourself from the waste inside of you?"

Well mach what a very intelligent question you have for me!!??!! hahaha...But as i am Dr.Blogger i answer all the questions this crapy world has to offer me! :) So here's my answer to that...i am sure this goes for everyone (well everyone I know for a fact). The best place you can lay your ass and feel like a King or Queen is at home! Nothing feels better than sitting down and concentrating all your efforts for the Big dump in your own toilet. Of course given the fact that you're at home it should be the quickest way as well, right? At home you get the priviliges of reading a magazine or the newspaper while you're spatting out all the crap from your ass! Then you can also fart and crap out as loud as you want since your not hiding form anyone hahaha. And the best thing about that is you can actually wash your ass using water and soap (hopefully all of you do that!!!) unlike when your in a public toilet which in you just usually use tissue paper. But i still have a list of the best and quickest places you can take a shit at!I have arranged this list giving comfortability more of an advantage than being the quickest area to take a shit at, everybody should know the power to hold it in you hahaha....
1. Your Home
- As i mentioned there is no place like home specially for a person who wants to crap out an elephant!

2.Hotel Bathrooms
- Hotels are public areas. You don't need to be checked in or going to one of their restaurants just to go inside a Hotel you can just actually go inside and look around. So If their is a Hotel near you just pretend you are going to check in or you're looking for a expensive restaurant then as soon as you spot the bathroom sign you go run for that classy bathroom which hotels usually have! Now your ass is sitting in a five star quality toilet!!! (or 4 star or 3 star or whatever star hotel it is) The best part is they usually don't run out of toilet paper!

3. Coffeeshops
- Now everybody is into the trend of hanging around coffeeshops with a relaxing and social ambiance. Drinking some coffee, pretending to be busy with their notebooks feeling like they're a million bucks. Well well well what they don't know is the coffeeshops toilet is a untapped area for shitters. Unlike restaurants coffeshops have a lesser probability for their customers to take a shit. Since they do not serve heavy food and usually customers just use the bathrooms to take a piss. But not me I actually pretended to look for a friend inside a Starbucks (they have one of the better bathrooms!) outlet and acting like "hmmm where is he?" then i just go bardging to the toilet and unloading a big sunken ship! hahaha...

Worst Places!!!
1. Buffet Restaurants
- Imagine all of those people pigging out! i would never like to be the cleaning person for their bathrooms!!!

2. Malls
- So many people meaning more probability that one has to go and answer the call of nature anytime! And one more thing there is no tissue all the time!!! What can i use to wipe my ass??!! My underwear???!!! Eventough its the quickest way when you're actually in the mall I'd rather hold it in me till I get to a better bathroom.

3. Your Office / Your School
- I don't know but i really feel very vulnerable when am crapping out here. And i know a lot of people feel the same way too. Maybe it's the feeling that after taking a shit you have to act normal when you go back to your offfice or your classmroom and act like nothing happend.And acting is not easy hahaha....

Thank you mach and I hope you give me more questions!

Patient: yourfirstguest "How does the Stockmarket work?"

To my first ever patient...thus using the name "yourfirstpatient"... thank you for noticing my blog site and actually wasting your time on it.

Good Question my friend! And a really hard one!

As I would like to keep all my answers simple I will go ahead and try to describe the Stockmarket in Layman's terms. The Stockmarket hmmm...... simplest way to understand it is breaking down its root words. Stock and market! Stock - the shares of a particular company or corporation. Market - a place where you can buy goods. So if we put the two words together? Its basically a place where you can buy shares of certain companies. To tell you honestly i had no idea what the stockmarket was and how it worked. Until most recently when I was browsing the net I wound up at forbes.com where I read the list of the richest men in the world. And one of them is actually the owner of the company I work for. This inspired me for when i read most of their stories on business and how they became who they are now, most of them had a say about the stockmarket and how they were able to raise capital for their businessess with some stockmarket deals. A good example would be Google.com owners. Imagine these guys young yet have all the things they dreamt of. And all started with their school project which they decided to launch in the net and went public with the company through the Stockmarket. Man how i wish i were them! Do you think I can achieve that with my blogspot???hahaha dream on, dream on Dr. Blogger! ....Well back to the real topic at hand...So here is a compilation of what i learned.

Stockmarket 101
- A company can only have stocks when they go public with their company offering regular people like us to have a chance to own a small (word i should've used is micro hehe)percentage of their company. Unless you have enough money to actually buy a big percentage of their stocks.
- How can we earn from the Stockmarket? Well to keep it simple buy a stock for $ 1 when you are able to sell it for $ 2 you've already earned.
- How are the companies' stocks priced? Companies Stock price varies on the performance of the company as a whole. The brand,product,their profit and even their employees affect the stock. Let's say "Company A" hires a new CEO this may lead to a rise or fall of stock depending on the performance of Mr.New CEO.
- How can you buy a stock? There are many ways to buy stocks now. There are even many sites which you can do online trading of stocks. One of which i browse through and get tips from is bloomberg.com covering a lot of issues and with a worldwide perspective and aastocks.com an asian based site for stock trading and information. But the original way is to look for brokers who act as a middlemen (like real estate agents) in ordering stocks for you.

So what else can I add? well I think that's all i can share regarding this issue. Maybe you can elaborate more on a certain topic regarding the stockmarket then i'll be happy to try answer it again. Visit my clinic again "yourfirstguest"! Dr. Blogger out!

Search on this: Warren Buffet - One of the richest men in the whole world. Well known regarding the area of stock trading. A bad ass in the stockmarket field! Someone you should admire if you want to get into stocks.